T-shirt heaven from five to eleven
helvetitee is a nice simple DIY t-shirt site. More like this please!
Helvetica is the typeface of typefaces – if you ever want to get a graphic designer to rant – just mention helvetica. They’ll have an opinion. An extreme one. No one ‘quite likes’ helvetica.
So just type a word or three and you have a new tee. What better way to have fun than with an anagram 
So the slenderman is on that cusp of “woah yeah slenderman” and “eh? who? where’s his face? that’s just creepy” recognition among the wider population.
What could be more fun. The whole stretchy arm thing seems to be optional. A bit like mr tickle – but creepier. Actually – a ‘mr slender’ book would be something wouldn’t it? If there is ever a downturn in nightmares among the young – that one book could sort things out.
Anyway – here’s the t-shirt…
We’ve been a bit zombie obsessed recently. Apologies. It might be getting a bit much. We nearly pushed an old lady into a well yesterday because she was muttering ‘brains’. She wasn’t as it turned out. She was muttering ‘planes’. We were near an airport. It was noisy. She couldn’t hear her audiobook on her iPod. She wasn’t wearing a hello kitty tshirt.
Pun shirts are the best shirts. Especially when they make you look like a well read intellectual. If you do buy this though, make sure you know your psychoanalysis from your psychobabble just in case you bump into a Fruedian scholar.
Slashdot is still great, but it used to _be_ the internet. It’s still populated by some of the smartest nerds on the planet, as well as some of the most sophisticated trolls you are ever likely to meet. Stuff that matters!
Thinkgeek always do high quality shirts that last forever. Well maybe not forever, but certainly until the 20th anniversary comes around.
There also seems to be a discount code popping up as you browse thinkgeek at the moment – $10 off. Let me know if you see the same.
I love the far side. It’s probably only second to Calvin and Hobbes as my favourite. The cows, the old ladies with the weird glasses. The brutality. Joyous.
I have a far side mug, but a far side t-shirt has never reached my wardrobe. This shirt turns up under a gary larson search on zazzle – which is a bit odd – because it’s not a gary larson t-shirt. Which means that it’s the PERFECT gift for a far side fan – because it would drive them nuts.
Pythagoras would be so proud.
If you know anyone, and I mean anyone, who’s into maths and eats pizzas (and lets be honest, set 1 (math nerds) is entirely encompassed within set 2 (pizza eaters)*).
This has some of the fun of the “there are 10 kinds of people in the world, people who get binary joke t-shirts and people who don’t” style shirts – in that they will highlight the dumb ones around you. And who doesn’t need some dumb people alerts now and then.
*we forgot wheat intolerant math nerds. Sorry folks, we love ya really!
If a liquid could be president then I’m pretty sure Coffee would get my vote. I’d think about voting for beer. Don’t get me wrong. I love beer, and beer has been there with me through some pretty great times.
But, you know, when the going gets rough and you just have to push through it, coffee has the power to change things. Coffee is more focussed on the issues. Coffee goes better with steamed milk.
Yeah – coffee ftw.
Flying has lost some of it’s excitement and exclusivity – but it’s still pretty much the best thing you get to do all year. You trust a computer to control a few little flaps and a couple of massive jets to fly you up in the air, through clouds and stuff, and then point you back at the ground. All they have to aim for is a bunch of wee lights.
Terrifying.
If you know anyone going through flight / pilot training right now it would seem silly not to buy them this shirt today. Get all set for Christmas. They’ll love it.
If any of you airplane nerds can let us know what plane this is please do. I assume it’s identifyable.
Wow – I love this shirt. If you’ve never had the pleasure of bashing those rubber keys to code up some BASIC you haven’t lived. Sir Clive was a legend.
Simulate the experience with this shirt – you won’t be able to resist tapping out a quick “10 PRINT ‘you smell’ 20 GOTO 10″ on your chest as you wait for your flight to Japan.
